Dogsey

Pub landlord Terry Morgan finally found his lost beloved wristwatch – when its alarm went off INSIDE his dog.

Terry had searched high and low for the £500 timepiece without success.
Little did he know his dopey Newfoundland Charlie had decided it was chime for a snack, and had swallowed it whole.

But his suspicions that the mutt had something to do with the untimely disappearance were confirmed when heard its familiar ring.

Terry, 66, said: “At first I thought he was lying on it. Only when I rolled him over did I realise it was inside him. The watch was set to go off at 10:55pm to remind me to call last orders.

"I rushed him to the vet for an emergency operation and was a bit ticked off because that would have cost me about £1,000.

“But when Charlie saw the anaesthetic needle he howled with fright and coughed the watch up.”