Men - so predictable!

Made my dad laugh the other day. Waiting in the checkout queue in Tesco and noticed the man in front (not that I always check out other people's shopping! ) had the following in his shopping:

> 3 bunches of flowers (tbh I only took notice because all the flowers caught my eye, honest!)
> Mouthwash
>Febreeze
> Plug in room scent thingys
> Air freshener
> A large ready-to-cook lasagne
> A bag of salad
> A box of cherry tomatoes
> A box of blueberries

...and probably other stuff i've forgot by now but...

Is it just me or is it not soooo obvious he was getting ready to impress a lady? I nudged my dad and said (quietly!) "awwwww, look he's got a date!" He asked how on earth would I know that and I said "well just look at his shopping!"

He didn't understand it all! See men don't even understand each other do they!

You can also tell a lot from a person by their shoes and also, their keys. I love it!

Men are predictable!!! But your right they dont even understand that they are, or notice anyone else around them!!
I like a man who catches me off guard and sweeps me off my feet, lol!!!

Though wouldnt mind the flowers...OH never gets me any!!!!

Ah, but he might have been trying to impress another man.

Kel, I can just picture that! So funny!

If it had been me, you'd have been well off the mark! No way would I serve up ready-made lasagne! I'd be far more impressive and would have made it from scratch

Snorri

hahahah i did similar once in morrisons....

1st guy had...
mince beef
chopped tomatoes
lasagne sheets
red wine
choc cake

2nd guy had

red wine
20 tins of cat food
and chocolate

i had
bottle of gin and 6 tubs of ben and jerrys (well it was £2 you have to dont you!)

we all started talking...2nd guy said to 1st...take it your cooking tonight then....

1st guy said....romantic dinner tonight with the cat then?

we all looked at mine and said...well i think we know whats gonna happen tonight dont we!!

this is so funny.
so what can you tell from keys and shoes, I want to know so I can look out for them

dunno...that he aint homeless?????

You look for a "RR" logo on the car keys, and Gucci shoes.

Snorri