Dear Technical Support,

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had
used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts

between these two products and the only solution was to to run GirlFriend 1.0
with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 5.07, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 3.7, but it had many bugs and left a virus
in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually,

I tried to run GirlFriend 3.2 and GirlFriend 1.0 at the same time, only to
discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon

had to be upgraded=2
0further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very

unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later
when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,

without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. Since these two products
have no Help files, I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring

ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93
Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be

turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be
problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress
2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Love it

Very good !!

Oh that's just brilliant, thanks Phil

Dear Customer,

Thank you for your message about some problems you are having. I am the person who was delegated by our firm to test all these software packages and sort out any incompatabilty problems.

After many years and considerable effort I have to report that there is no solution other than deleting everything except Wife 1.0 from your system. This will bring about a magical transformation of your computer, not to mention yourself, and you both will be eternally happy ever after.
Regards
Technical Support.