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Morning all - sorry I'm late!
Morning all,
Got a lovely lie in this morning courtesy of the critters, despite Mya having a funny dream and woo-oo-ing in the night…. most odd
Baz is on walking duty this morning. I have changed our beds and had a shower and am about to get the dog’s breakfast ready. They don’t get it for about 30 minutes after they come back, but it’s nice to get it out of the way….
Roast pork with all the trimmings for lunch today, then a nice relaxing afternoon for me before my return to work tomorrow -
Have a great Sunday everyone, and stay safe
Today’s gem:
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."