Reading Between the Lines!

Just looking at the ProDogs website and found this. It made me chuckle!

A Judges Critique
(Reading Between the Lines)

The dog was well up to size (it was enormous)

The dog was well bodied (it was too damn fat)

A well balanced dog (it had a leg on each corner)

On the small side (it was the runt of the litter)

It needs to mature (it was a scrawny pup)

It moved with drive (the handler couldn't stop it)

The dog could move better (it was a cripple)

Not showing at his best (so bloody minded he was uncontrollable)

It filled my eye (the only reasonable one in a class of rubbish)

Could change places any time (they where both rotten)

A very even class (they where all rotten)

The dog lacked expression (it was plain ugly)

The dog was lacking in coat (it was bald)

The dog was in good coat (you couldn't see the dog for feathering)

The dog had a gay tail (it carried it bolt upright instead of level)

It was a spirited dog (it bit the judge)

One I have placed before(the handler is a very good friend of mine)


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Exhibitors comments
(reading between the lines)

A very fair judge (he always places my dogs)

I've been under this judge before (not just in the show ring)

I stand a good chance in this class (the judge owes me a favour)

I feel lucky today (I gave the judge a CC at the last show)

I often wondered what the judges meant

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