New dog breed

My OH's friend came over for a visit this afternoon, and we got onto the subject of cross breeds (labradoodle, Sprocker etc )

After a few minutes, he said 'Next they'll be bringing out a Bullsh*t'

When I asked him what one of those was, he replied 'You know, a cross between a bulldog and a s h i t zu'

After peeling myself off the floor, I explained that even if they ever did have this cross, I'm sure it wouldn't be called that :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

lol can you imagine..... i have a ..............

and 'Ooooo, I lurve your bullsh*t'

mmmmmmmmmmmmm some how i don't think so, i wouldn't be able to say it without lol.

imagine asking what breed........ oh errr

my girl is a tibetan spaniel x shih tzu, shes 15yr so she aint a trendy designer breed but if she was her options would be..............

tibetan tzu

or

shih spaniel!!!

lol its a funny one that

can you imagine a jack russel x boxer,:smt043 :smt043 :smt043

it would be a jackbox

can't picture what the poor thing would look like with any of the bull breeds,
in the national dog mag, they are talking about some nut who has produced mini St Bernands and St's x with cocker spaniels.
would hate to think that the dam was a cocker and what kind of step ladder would the cocker dog need for a mating with a St Bernand bitch

forgot, there is also a link I will have to get it and put it up so we can all see these poor dogs

I'm going to cross Shih Tzu with Poodles so I can have some Shih-t-poos!
Beckt