Short Joke Thread.

I think it would be good to read some of your fave shortish jokes, I will Start.

Batman came up to me and hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW??" He said "No, I've got china in my hand"

Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

A: Justice Fingers.

stormey where do you get them u crack me up
im afraid i only have those of an adult version sent to me by my sister . but will endeavour to get some short clean non adult versions for your thread

I just get them sent to me my friends and family.

Whats the difference between Bono & God?

God doesn't think he's Bono.

What do you call a cowboy with no legs.....



A low down bum

sorry

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Lone ranger told Tonto to keep the horse cool while he went in for a drink in the saloon.. Tonto ran round the horse to creat a draft thus keep the horse cool...

Few mins later the sherrif came in and asked.. "is that your horse outside" to which Lone ranger said "yeah why" ....

"You've left your injun running" ......

What do you call a mint with no holes?


Pl.

Love that joke...sad and simple, bit like myself!

I was getting the rotten tomatoes ready after your first joke

My best jokes are unsuitable for on here I'm afraid.. either rude or just downright sick

What did one snowman say to the other snowman ?

Can you smell carrots.................


Why was six scared ?

Cus seven eight nine ..........


Sorry, these are my daughters favourite jokes - and she is 6....