the three bears(adults only)

zoeybeau1

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14-03-2007, 09:25 PM

the three bears(adults only)

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
for grown-ups only.

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?"
he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating
my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this
with you idiots?

- It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke
everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was
Mummy
Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.

- It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was
Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper and croissants.

- It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear
who walked the b ***dy dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their
food, and refilled their water.

- And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-a *** s
downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen
carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....

I HAVEN'T MADE THE F******G PORRIDGE YET!!"