christmas cake recipe

XMYTH CAKE RECIPE

End of term Christmas preparation idea......
(Please read instructions carefully before starting)

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

* Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour
one level cup and drink.


* Repeat.


* Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.


* Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just
in case


* Turn off the mixerer.


* Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.


* Pick fruit off the floor.


* Mix on the turner.


* If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it
loose with a sdrewscriver


* Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.


* Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz
a shit.



* Check the vodka


* Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


* Add one table.



* Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.



* Greash the oven and pish in the fridge.


* Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.


Don't forget to beat off the turner.


* Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
vodka and kick the cat.



* Fall into bed.


CHERRY MISTMAS

Now thats what I call a christmas cake

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