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Location: In a land far, far away
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19-09-2006, 08:26 PM
Shadowboxer's humour
I think we all agree that dear Lesley had a wonderful dry sense of humour. Manys the time I have been creased up with laughter at what she has posted, in particular about the fiercesome plant life in her garden.She had a knack of being hilarious with just a few words.
Her favourite quote of mine is now in my signature. Please feel free to add yours to this thread - it would be nice to read and remember them all again.
xx
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19-09-2006, 08:34 PM
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19-09-2006, 08:40 PM
Feeling a bit grey and overcast myself as I paid accounts for: Hydro, phone, vehicle registration, house insurance, gas, and rates today Lemonade sandwiches for dinner for the next few weeks
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Location: Usually in a muddy field somewhere
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 20,145
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19-09-2006, 08:45 PM
A Chrristmas ode .. dedicated to Mr SB
You all know the tune, and I cant be bothered to type the chorus ...
On the 1st day of Christmas Mr SB gaave to me a new seat for the guestroom lavatory.
On the 2nd day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me 2 gallons of paint for the conservatory.
On the 3rd day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me three new garden implements.
On the 4th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me four non-laying hens.
On the 5th day of Christmas Mr SG gave to me 5 bags of cement.
On the 6th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me six yards of sand.
On the 7th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me seven iron fence droppers.
On the 8th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me eight unpaid bills.
On the 9th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me nine unwashed shirts.
On the 10th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me a ten minute temper tantrum.
On the 11th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me eleven pipe-band compact discs.
On the 12th day of Christmas Mr SB gave to me twelve I LOVE YOU'S
Shadowboxer, 16 December 04
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19-09-2006, 08:46 PM
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Location: England
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 13,376
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19-09-2006, 08:59 PM
Good morning
Funny weather here, can't make up its mind whether to rain or shine.
We went to look at ride-on mowers this morning. Mr SB has decided that he would like a four-wheel drive model - $16,000 Even with a trade-in still not cheap! My argument that it would be less expensive to pay for medical treatment if/when the old one careers down the hill and he gets broken did not go down too well!
Hope your day is a good one.
***Today's dietary advice***
1) Never eat more than you can lift.
2) Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Sums her up brilliantly taking life with a pinch of salt.
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Location: U.K
Joined: Feb 2005
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19-09-2006, 09:23 PM
Originally Posted by Shadowboxer 
I am giving up gardening. Fell down a rabbit hole this morning
Was weeding & stepped on what must have been a thin crust of soil covering a burrow. Sunk down almost to my knee and thought I was going to disappear into the bowels of the earth
Considered changing my name to Alice - but the garden is more of a minefield than a wonderland 
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Location: March, Cambridgeshire.
Joined: Jul 2005
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19-09-2006, 09:35 PM
Can one successfully sue the supermarket chain for causing stress, grey hair and wrinkles?
I liked this one so true for so many of us.Although there was always something to make you chuckle.
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Location: Lake District, Cumbria.
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19-09-2006, 11:08 PM
"I got Mr SB to chop a bit off my hair this morning. Is it 7 days that is the difference between a bad haircut and a good one? Please don't tell me it's a month"
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