Better than Divorce

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

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Thats a good one Fred - brilliant

Good one!!! :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042

Nice one Fred.....see? don't mess with us wimmin!

I don`t Vicki

Thank you Foxy

Thank you mackleback

hubby liked that one Fred. he had better watch out when i get my new car and he tries to get rid of me. (we have only been married since june but he might change his mind)

now they have two air bags

yes, probably the result of nervous male passenger drivers following that joke

hahaha good one Fred