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20-10-2005, 10:57 PM
Crack In My Shoe
Crack In My Shoe
A gentleman who always kept his black shoes shiny said to a woman on a date, "I bet I can guess what color your underwear is."
The woman replied, "You think so, huh? What color am I wearing?"
The man answered, "You're wearing red."
"Wow!" The lady responded in delight. "How did you know that?" she asked.
He replied, "Because I'm a genius."
On a second date with another woman, he said, "Hey, I bet I can guess what color your underwear is!"
The lady responded, "You're crazy! Okay, what color is my underwear?"
The man replied with a smirk, "They are blue, of course."
The shocked lady asked, "There's no possible way you could know that!"
"I'm a genius, I'm telling you," he said.
On a third date with another woman, the man asked with fear, "Please tell me you're not wearing any underwear!"
She replied, "Well, I'm not. You worried?"
"Whooo! I'm relieved!" he mentioned with a big gasp of air. "I thought I had a crack in my shoes!"
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21-10-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally Posted by Fred
Crack In My Shoe
A gentleman who always kept his black shoes shiny said to a woman on a date, "I bet I can guess what color your underwear is."
The woman replied, "You think so, huh? What color am I wearing?"
The man answered, "You're wearing red."
"Wow!" The lady responded in delight. "How did you know that?" she asked.
He replied, "Because I'm a genius."
On a second date with another woman, he said, "Hey, I bet I can guess what color your underwear is!"
The lady responded, "You're crazy! Okay, what color is my underwear?"
The man replied with a smirk, "They are blue, of course."
The shocked lady asked, "There's no possible way you could know that!"
"I'm a genius, I'm telling you," he said.
On a third date with another woman, the man asked with fear, "Please tell me you're not wearing any underwear!"
She replied, "Well, I'm not. You worried?"
"Whooo! I'm relieved!" he mentioned with a big gasp of air. "I thought I had a crack in my shoes!"
Fred I'm shocked
Good one though :smt023
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