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Fred
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13-10-2005, 11:03 PM

Just Cut Your Hair

A young man comes home and says, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
The father replies, "Okay, son. But first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make sure the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always in tip-top shape. How about letting me use the car?"

The father replies, "That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair."

The son says, "But dad, Jesus had long hair!"

The father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he also walked everywhere he went."
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14-10-2005, 07:59 AM
LOL
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14-10-2005, 08:04 AM
Have to remember that one,
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