Joke (a bit rude)

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
attractive blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello
to
him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says
"sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I
sha**ged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a**e?"

"No" she replies, " I'm your son's English Teacher

LOL thats bad but funny!!

LOL! As above, bad but very funny!

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043
Very funny