Funny E Mail received

Well this brightened up my day. To the blokes here no offence. If any offended well i'm sure divine retribution will come my way.

Hope this is posted in the right section and is meant as light humour but funny and here goes

TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step, with slide presentation

TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL : DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Round Table Discussion

TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHRUB?

Group Practice

TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR

Pictures and explantory graphics

TOPIC 5
THE AFTER DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE : CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE SINK

Examples on video

TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY : LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHER TO USE IT

Help line support and support groups

TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING

Open Forum

TOPIC 8
HEALTH WATCH : BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

Graphics and audio tape

TOPIC 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real Life Testimonials

TOPIC 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS ?

Driving simulation

TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE : BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS

Online classes and role playing

TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY : REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES AND IMPORTANT DATE AND CALLING WHEN YOUR GOING TO BE LATE

Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered

TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS

Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so that they can be found

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors.

Finally if you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen

Shall I duck now or get my coat

Tessa

That made me laff

lol Tessa, im guilty for...

always leaving the toilet seat up!

always losing my keys - but they're always somewhere safe!

Im really bad at remembering important dates too!

norty Azz !

lol

:smt003

he he

Great one Tess!!

:smt044 Good one Tessa

lmao. that made me laugh. good one

think my bf is guilty of almost all of those!!!!

got my OH down to a T