Public Displays of Affection

Now, as we all know, there are things we do for our dogs that we do not want others to focus on, let us face it, some things are best done "behind closed doors".

So you can imagine how thrilled I was to be found actioning a "graci as" (you know what I am on about)

All that roughage consumed by one of my dogs (you know, the stuff that is not necessary and is only ingested to trigger vomiting) was stuck and it needed a helping hand.

Fortunately a handy dock like leaf was to hand (so to speak).

NB not sure what the leaf is that looks like dock but has razor spines down its main vein, but if you see newspaper headlines of "woman killed by mystery poison" it can be found on the public footpath behind South Mimms Motorway Services, Junction 23 of the M25.

How the rich and famous live..................

ETA fortunately the person who clocked me was not a young, fit, rich fella!

So much easier to use a poo bag to do the deed .

Betcha we've all been there, seen it, done it at some stage.

The things we do for 'em eh? Dignity is a foreign concept when it comes to having dogs

I cannot count the amount of times I have had to do that for Cooper, and hopefully not been caught yet

lucky it wasnt me, i often walk down their

Been there seen it done it I'm afraid to say, And Samson does the ridiculous Pooing walk until his hanger on is removed, so there is no doubt in anyone's mind what i'm up to, Lol dogs eh gotta love em

LOL I had to do this for Oliver just yesterday along a main road in the small town I live in... and he doesn't like it, and tries to sit, so here I am, holding him up by his tail....

Hehehe, we have had to do this only this morning for Pepsi .... luckily in our own back garden

Hee hee! I think we have all had to do this at some point and I am sure I also once used a dock leaf but it turned out not to be quite big enough

Thankfully, I don't think I have yet been spotted actually performing said dastardly deed!

Thankfully I've only had to do it a few times, and I well remember those times!

I too used leaves!

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Its the way some of them carry on for ever due to grass etc!

My friends dog pooed a tea towel which needed a bit of help, that would have been fun to watch!

rune