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Louie
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03-08-2005, 01:00 PM

Test for Dementia

Test for Dementia
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
> >> >>>> answer
> >> >>>> them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
> >> >>>> immediately. OK?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Let's find out just how clever you really are.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> First Question:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
> >> >>>> What
> >> >>>> position are you in?
> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely
> >> >>>> wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
you
> >> >>>> are
> >> >>>> second!
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Try not to screw up in the next question.
> >> >>>> To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took
> > for
> >> >>>> the first question.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Second Question:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
> > wrong
> >> >>>> again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> You're not very good at this! Are you?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Third Question:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
> >> >>>> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
> >> >>>> another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is
> > the
> >> >>>> total?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Scroll down for answer.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Did you get 5000?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> The correct answer is actually 4100.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely
> >> >>>> not
> >> >>>> your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Fourth Question:
> >> >>>> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
> >> >>>> Nono.
> >> >>>> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Answer: Nunu?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> NO! Of course not.
> >> >>>> Her name is Mary. Read the question again
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Okay, now the bonus round:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
> > the
> >> >>>> action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself
to
> > the
> >> >>>> shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses,
> > how
> >> >>>> should he express himself?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
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> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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03-08-2005, 01:08 PM
I only got one right, but i knew i was barmy before i did the test. Brill.
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03-08-2005, 02:03 PM
OMG how thick am I?
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03-08-2005, 02:38 PM
omg im thick 2
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04-08-2005, 02:21 PM
Now THAT was funny, only one right, excellent
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04-08-2005, 05:21 PM
Well I got 3 right, but then I had already heard the first two questions before, so I had a bit of an advantage by using my fading memory.
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04-08-2005, 09:12 PM
im dumb not 1 right
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04-08-2005, 10:19 PM
I am also dumb! Didnt get 1 right!
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04-08-2005, 11:18 PM
Originally Posted by Miss Potter
I am also dumb! Didnt get 1 right!

Me Neither
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05-08-2005, 07:35 AM
2 for me, oh well it's just been confirmed what I knew for a long time!
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