menopause

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to

change a light bulb?




A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this damn house knows

HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know

that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit

in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out,

they wouldn't be able to find the

light bulbs despite the fact that

they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD

for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some

miracle of God, actually find

them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair

they dragged to stand on to

change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN

THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH

IT WOULD BE THE

WRAPPER THE

STUPID LIGHT

BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE

EVER CARRIES OUT

THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE

HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM

THE PILES OF

GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP

THROUGHOUT THE

ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE

AN ARMY TO

CLEAN THIS

DAMNED HOUSE!



I'm sorry.... What was the question?



i quite liked this,, kinda sounds like me when ive got pmt

thats deff me noone else does anything in this house i just get my ohs orders b4 he goes to work .

so funny :smt042

have to admit thts a little like me when ive got pmt

wont be having that for a while yayay