Why it's better to be a Woman!.

They got off the Titanic first

They get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.

Their boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in theirs.

They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

They can cry and get off speeding fines.

They have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for them.

They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

They get Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

They can hug our friends without wondering if they were gay.

New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.

They don't have to fart to amuse themselves.

If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.

They have the ability to dress them selves.

They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

They will never regret piercing their ears.

They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

They have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.





EVERYBODY HAVE A NICE DAY