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Location: At work most probably, skiving
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28-07-2004, 10:12 AM
Hehehe
So this Irish thief decides to rob from a church.He fancies the Candlesticks etc…
In he goes in the dead of night when he hears….Jesus is watching you.
Well he nearly craps himself. He swings his torch and sees a Parrot sitting on the alter
He says…Listen you overgrown budgie, shut your beak or I will ring your fockin’ neck.
I am telling you Jesus is watching you, says the Parrot.
Think you clever says paddy…before you die what’s your name?... Polly!
No my name is Moses, says the parrot.
Who in the fockin wide world would call a Pesky Parrot Moses, asks the thief.
The same focker that called the Rottweiler Jesus, came the reply
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