Your favourite one liners (doggy based)

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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
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Here are some I really like:-

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown


Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ~Roger Caras


I think I would have liked Roger Caras, if ever I'd met him

This one makes me smile, not quite a one liner, but funny...

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler

Let sleeping dogs lie

To err is human, to forgive, canine." - Unknown

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown

Mine's funny rather than poignant.

Small dog owner overheard telling man with aggressive very large dog.

Small dog owner says 'my dog will call yours...........








he'll get stuck in his throat'

Some years ago a friend sent a postcard saying(don't want to upset anyone with this)
'If men wore price tags, I'd still rather buy a dog'

'Every dog has it's day'

I still have a postcard a friend sent on my mantelpiece which reads...
The more I see of men
the more I admire dogs.
(Mme de Sevigne)

A muddy dog is a happy dog

my favorite is......
‎"My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes."

This is my favourite quote of all time xxx