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17-08-2009, 06:34 PM
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Dogsey Dog House Rules...

I thought it would be funny to make up a set of 'Dogsey Dog House Rules...
So I will start off....

1) When bathed the dog will refrain from running straight into the garden and into the mud and rolling around in it!!


Over to you guys...
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17-08-2009, 06:36 PM
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2) Please note that the sofas in the house are not for dogs .. no not for dogs.... down. off ... down. O never mind budge over... LOL
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17-08-2009, 06:36 PM
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3) After eating a bowl of tripe, the dog will not wipe his face on the carpet or on the owner's trousers.
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17-08-2009, 06:36 PM
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2) After eating bones, please use your own bed for cleaning your face...NOT MINE!!
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17-08-2009, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah27 View Post
3) After eating a bowl of tripe, the dog will not wipe his face on the carpet or on the owner's trousers.
Didn't we have a similar personality as well
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17-08-2009, 06:39 PM
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Ha ha yeah we did!

Maybe we have a psychic link
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17-08-2009, 06:54 PM
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If any dogs have a itch please refrain from using the carpet as its starting to smell of dog ass!
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17-08-2009, 06:58 PM
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I do not require supervision to eat my breakfast or tea, please don't stare - it's rude!
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17-08-2009, 07:11 PM
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After getting wet in the rain, do not jump on the bed and rub yourself off on the duvet, pillows or the sofa - wait till mum get's a towel
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17-08-2009, 08:02 PM
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Scratty, smelly puppies go in the TUB...oh yes they do...don't look at me like that...in the tub!
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