Karate Kid

boxer-trix

Dogsey Junior

Location: west yorkshire

Joined: Apr 2005

Posts: 62

16-05-2005, 09:24 PM

Karate Kid

A young couple living in London were becoming increasingly concerned about the number of burglarys in the area and so decided to get a guard dog. The wife goes into town the following day to purchase the said dog. She enters a pet shop and says to the assistant "Do you have any large guard dogs for sale?" to which he replies "No, but we do have this" and he points to a cute little Westie. "thats no good" the woman replies, "we need protection, whats that going to do?" The assistant says "ahhh...this little dog knows Karate!" "prove it, she says" so the assistant turns to the dog and says "karate that chair" quick as a flash the chair is karated into a dozen pieces. "karate that table" he says, upon which the wee dog smashes the table in 2! Obviousley the woman was suitably impressed by this display and immediately bought the dog.
Upon getting home she is greeted by her husband who wants to see what she has bought to protect them. When he sees the dog he is gutted, he was expecting something much much larger. " but darling" she says "it can do karate" To which her husband replied "Huh, karate my A$$" . The husband is now in intensive care!