Subject: Eve

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.



"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and

sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is

wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you

have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am

constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them

on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a

real pain," reported Eve.



Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body

came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that

having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically

balanced," as she put it.



That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my

first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so

I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you

are right. I will fix it up right away."



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it

into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in

the Garden of Eden.



Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight

on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe

has a ram and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate

except me. I feel so alone."



God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.

How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will

immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see....

where did I put that useless boob?"



Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that story

about the rib?

:smt003

Cool one!!!!! Maked loads more sense!

i like!

Thats a far more credible explanation

and think of the name that goes well with how they were made