Want a good laugh.........rats

Today i thought as I have a twingy back I'd take things easy, well after realising that I couldn't get onto dogsey, I went to sit outside, quickly getting bored, I decided that the chicken house, rabbit cage and guinneapig cage needed pulling out and rearranging.

Hark.....a squeaking sound, infact lots of squeaking.
RATS Oh! MY GOD I unearthed a nest between our fence and next doors fence (we have had to drop a new fence in as thiers is falling down and they won't replace it), well they ran everywhere, the cats yes all 5 , sat and watched, the chickens jumped upon thier house making a real racket, all three dogs were chasing here and there all over the garden. I managed to kill 3, Reah killed another and 4 got away........... FS was running up and down the garden, so was I, with a huge stick in my hand.

I've now been painting my garden furniture and the cats are making me jump as they are diving out the bushes at me, pity they couldn't do that when the rats were running and jumping everywhere, instead of ''watching me do thier job''

You paint a funny picture Steph
The cats aren't daft I reckon

OMG I would have freaked big style....don't know how you could whack them I would be sick

Hope the others have ******ed off!!!!
so much for your nice quiet day, you said you were going to sit in the garden with your book

Elaine xxx

oooer rats.............arggghhhh...

I know.......Oh! they were vile, i was trying to get out of the gate in the run...they were all running.........so creepy

Ewwwwwww what will you do, get the ratcatcher in???
Hey! maybe they have up sticks and moved in nextdoor

Elaine xx

Well i can not hear them now.....perhaps FS screaming and all the commotion of flying dogs (LOL) has put them off staying

Yuk I can just imagine them all. So much for a quiet day and resting that back.

sorry hun, but as you already know, I just foundd the picture this conjured up soooo funny.

Well done Reah though - just keep her by your side and you'll be fine

You need to get yourself a wee terrier, any excuse for another dog!