Good morning everyone !

Morning all,

Wasn’t the weather just beautiful yesterday? Driving home I noticed a girl in a boob tube type top and a summer skirt. You just wouldn’t credit it, considering what it was like on Monday.

Today, of course, is not as nice. You really don’t know what to expect from one day to the other at the moment. Working out what to wear is a bit of a lottery, and I’ve had no heating on for weeks – mind you, the hot flushes help with the leccy bill

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe!

Today’s gem :
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three decide they will wear a leather bodice, stiletto's, and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 6 inch stilettos and a mask.
He saw me & said: "You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love .... all night long

The mistress: "Ah! Me too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
"Hi Batman, what's for dinner?"

Morning Vicki, morning all

Know what you mean about the weather, wish it would make its mind up

Loved the gem, thats put a smile on my face for the rest of the morning

Have a good day everyone

Morning all,
Doesnt look too bad here,but who knows.

todays excitement is weight watchers

Have a good day all

Jeanette

morning Vicki, morning all

clear morning here, fingers crossed for more of yesterday's sunshine.

have a great day everyone x

Morning Clair

Morning Jeanette - good luck, hon x

Morning Pat - currently cloudy here, but I live in hope

Hope your day is a good one.
Not so nice here today either. Busy,busy,busy today.
Hopefully the weather will pick up later fingers xxxxxx
Have a good one Hun xx

Morning Vicki and everyone

oN the lappy so can't type much!Rubbish weather and I was having the lawn cut, it's growing so fast I can't keep up with it, so he;'ll put it off AGAIN today, so that'll be another week, then he'll go on holidayh AGAIN,and so it goes on, so I'm on a mission today forf a lawnmower! Then I've just got to find someone to push it, coz it won't be me!!

Hope everyone is ok today and their doglets of course.

Morning Vicki, morning all

Another day another dollar as they say, day off tmrw due to the school strike so i am determined to have a lie in (yeah right, thats gonna happen).

Mum and Dad flying back from Greece today so i would like to wish them a safe journey!

Have a good day all xxx

Morning Vicki, morning all

Not so nice here either today, but H has just reminded me I need to get my lawn, or whats left of it cut, depends on whether it rains today or not, it may get done this afternoon

Hope you all have a good one

Christine

Morning Vicki, weather was glorious yesterday after some persuading Mum got in the wheelchair and we went for a little stroll but moaned for a while about not wanting to go out in it she is really struggling with accepting the help its going to be a long hard road with this episode. She had mellowed a bit by the time we got home and enjoyed looking at the gardens and flowers. Not sure what it will do today.
at todays gem it reminds me of many years ago when I worked in an office (evening) we had a fancy dress party for Christmas in the office and I went as a French Maid, I had my coat on to go when Gorden got in and me and my Friend just hurried off to the party, Gorden had a bit of a surprise when I got in and took my coat off. Those were the days when I had the figure. Enough of my ramblings have a good day all.