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05-10-2005, 03:20 PM
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Ooops!

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful."No kidding?" he says. "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery?"

"Um, no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher"...........
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05-10-2005, 03:27 PM
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now that made me laugh good one
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05-10-2005, 03:35 PM
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Roflmao!!!!!
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05-10-2005, 03:46 PM
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good one vicki
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05-10-2005, 04:19 PM
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So funny.Really liked that.
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05-10-2005, 04:26 PM
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lol good one
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05-10-2005, 04:26 PM
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Brilliant one Vicki - that is just sooo funny :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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06-10-2005, 05:22 PM
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:smt023 :smt026 :smt048 heehee- thats a good one! :smt048 :smt026 :smt023
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