Funky Wigs? Oh heck, I thought that was the Arachnid stand! Erm, has anyone seen Boris...

Until Boris is found, [ and no pics of his capture are required ], the Show Sec can be contacted via the virtual phone - long distance

Saw a very bling version of what might be Boris exiting the west entrance of the show lounge - adorning a lady's hair which was styled in a bun. Either it was diamante or it was a wet Boris after he was caught in the sprinkler fiasco when the Show Sec left so fast we could see the smoke coming from her heels

My son has just informed me that Boris is alive and well and has in fact been at home all the time. Phew! It is in fact Boris` mate Red Sonja who is at large! Silly Me! She is of course the larger of the pair, and has sweet little red stripes on her back. It is recommended that she is not approached as she could well be nesting (it is Spring after all) She particularly likes small birds so perhaps the Canary Fancy should be advised?

Perhaps a calm tannoy announcement would be in order....




*tap tap, one two, one two*



GET THE BIRDS INTO THE SECURITY VAN - THERE IS A KILLER CRITTER ON THE RAMPAGE - RUNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!




Sorted



I`ll, ....er, just sit in the security van myself, to ..er check the birds in, responsibility and all that...



*slam*

Oh dear, I think I may of seen a crumpet shaped snake making it's way to the small animal stand

I'm now covered in feathers from the birds rushing to the security van There isn't any buckets of tar in the vicinity is there?

*peeks out*

There are no buckets of tar around but I`d be careful walking past the candy floss stall and the syrup making demonstration

Oh and if anyone has a spare moment to bring me a cup of coffee I`d appreciate it, I`m spitting feathers in here

*slam*

Heck, I've just dashed from the pastoral show ring, tripped over a crumpet shaped snake, got bombarded by birds and I'm now just on my way to the coffee stall (phew!!!) Think I'm gonna have to attend the bar on my way!!!

How many sugars Patch?

One sugar please Fank yew muchly

Here you go......

I'm now off to find Shaan. Since the bird fiasco, he's gone off in search for his supper