Good morning all!

I have a day off today - yippee!

Couldn't get a lie in though, as Lennon was scratching and crying at my bedroom door - what a pain - never mind, plenty to do so I may as well be up.

I'm off to the bank this morning to pay some cash in, then to buy some fruit, some chicken thighs from the butcher for the shiba crew, then to get a cake for Baz, as yesterday's chocolate cake was naff and went in the bin.

I might even have a quick mooch about the market while I'm at it.

Have a great day everyone, and stay safe.

Today's gem:
A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says, "Yes.... How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing."

Morning Vicki,lovely day here today so you have a good day for mooching about the market,enjoy your day off.The gem was very funny.
Morning all have a good day.

Morning Lynn apparently it's going to reach 18 degs

morning vicki,morning all,
the gem today has cheered me up,just when I was starting to feel miserable as its the school hols

Shall I get my Swimming Costume out?
Think the sun may go in of I do so wouldn't want to spoil everyones day. Best leave it hidden in the moth balls.

Morning Vicki - Beautiful day here too! Hope you enjoy your day off
Only 2 days until OH home
Take care

Morning All

Morning Vicki, morning all

I am childfree til Wednesday yay!! shame i have to go to work though and til 4pm instead of 2pm

Would be a lovely day too, wouldnt it, wont be able to enjoy it, oh well another day another dollar

Enjoy your day off Vicki

Have a good Monday all xx

Morning Vicki and everyone.
Hectic day here as well. Have to get Milo to vets for his weekly blood test and checkup, have to phone van company and arrange for them to pick up a 3 peice suite sometime today and then be at work lunchtime through till this evening and sometime in there squeeze in walking the dogs.

Well, I would hold off for the time being Lynn. I've just walked Lennon, and it's bloody freezing!

Morning Clair
Morning Sheena
Morning Jules
Morning Bev