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16-10-2005, 08:06 PM
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silly signs!!

Did I read that sign right?
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER......
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD


Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)
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16-10-2005, 08:52 PM
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we went for a ride the other day and stopped in a layby
a sign above a BIN read please take litter home £50 fine
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17-10-2005, 04:16 AM
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LOL very funny!!
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17-10-2005, 08:29 AM
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17-10-2005, 08:38 AM
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How about this one candie
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17-10-2005, 09:08 AM
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When on holiday this year, there was a sign in the laundry room which read:

"PLEASE DO NOT PUT WET CLOTHES IN THE DRYER"

Never did work out what the dryers were supposed to be for!
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17-10-2005, 09:18 AM
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Very funny,liked those.
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17-10-2005, 09:29 AM
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lol

those are all brilliant
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17-10-2005, 11:38 AM
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just seen a sign today about no fly-tipping with a pile of rubbish underneath.........
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17-10-2005, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Fred

How about this one candie

Its a good job that 'd' is not a 'b' Fred or you would have been out of there pretty fast.

Anyway what are you doing hanging round ladies loos then
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