Morning everyone!

Morning all,

Half way through the week already – when you reach your fifties, the time just whizzes past – very scary!

Another day where the weather’s not quite sure what to do…….. currently dry but who knows what is around the corner.

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem:
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake . You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him..... I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker , the 'Choose Life' license plate holder , the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car ..''

Morning Cuz.xxxxxxxx
Please don't mention 50's and time .....I keep wondering where it all goes....just not enough time in my life.

The sun is out here this morning, how long it will stay I don't know, but it a very beautiful morning so far.

Have a good one hun,

Morning sis, daughter and Everyone.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Morning Shanexxxxxxx

morning all
might have sold the car so please keep fingers crossed. got the price i wanted too.

loved the gem vicki......will have to watch how i drive in future.

have a good one all

sue

Morning Vicki, morning all

Another sunny day here, we've just got back from our walk and didn't see a soul, probably just as well after yesterdays scare at the park.

We're off to the unit today to do some accounts and filing..I love it when I have a purpose to the day.

Have a good Wednesday day and keep your fingers crossed that I have the winning lottery ticket xx

morning all!

another rainy day here in cheshire

off to work this morning - finishing at lunch time

have a good day everyone xx

Morning Vicki, morning all. Same weather here so far Vicki. Thankful for small mercies as we've had nothing but rain for 2 days and nights! Thank goodness it's the middle of the week. Have a meeting this afternoon that may mean I can scarper and get home early after. Have a good Wednesday all.

Morning Vicki, morning all
Morning Mom, Sis, SweetiePie

brilliant sunshine here - which is lovely for my day off, especially when I have a few errands to run

have a great day everyone x

Morning Vicki, morning all.
Sunny here at the moment they are promising a nice day so fingers crossed.
A day to myself today hooray.

at todays gem. Have a good day all.

Morning Steph

Morning Sue

Morning Sheree

Morning Suze

Morning J

Morning Pat

Morning Lynn

Morning all.....sun is shining but there are clouds in teh distance.

Tassle is at the chiropracter....but we are 99% 4 legged

New classes tonight - got 3 Whippet puppies coming