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04-10-2005, 11:21 PM

Joke for Today ( Wednesday )

Chased



A woman was walking home alone after a late-night shift. As she walked past a psychiatric hospital, a completely naked man started running toward her.
Without thinking, she started running as fast as she could, and the man was chasing after her.

They finally reached a dead end. Knowing that there was nowhere else to go, the woman kneeled down on the floor gasping for breath as she begged, "I'll do whatever you want, just please don't hurt me."

The man grinned widely and asked, "Anything I want?"

The woman nodded fearfully, clutching her purse toward her chest.

"You chase me now!" he said.
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04-10-2005, 11:40 PM
very very good fred made my day
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05-10-2005, 06:32 AM
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05-10-2005, 06:33 AM
Oh Fred.........made me larf.....thanks
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05-10-2005, 07:47 AM
Thank you bluemerle lover, Zantababy, Vicki
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05-10-2005, 09:52 AM
firtst giggle of the day, thankyou Fred
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