Morning, morning, morning!

Morning all,

Well you couldn’t make it up……. Bekki has gone sick (lunchtime yesterday) so I’m back down to two again – myself and Suzanne, who’s just come back from holiday, and is sounding rather fed up with it all. I think Bekki may have an inner ear infection, so it could be a few days before I see her again. Ah well, we had a few hours of normality, anyway

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem:
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" asks the boy. "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Morning Vicki - yawn - morning all

cold and damp here today - oh well on with the morning duties I guess

Have great days and hopefully Bekki isn't off too long vicki!

Morning Cuz. Poor Bekki. Suzanne must have those...wish I was back on holiday blues

Well very wet here. We're BOTH on training course today and tomorrow I'm shocked because Pat is going...think he's been cornered,

He'll be fed up in the first 10 mins

Hope you all have a great day xxxxxxxx Loved the gem hun xx

Flipping heck, just when you thought normality had been resumed! Hope it's not too bad for you. I've lost a veneer off of one of my front teeth during the night Thankfully it's in one piece so can be re cemented. Hopefully I don't have to wait weeks for an appointment! Have a good Tuesday everyone.

Morning Rachel

Morning Steph

Morning J

Another one's just phoned in sick.......

Morning Vicki, morning all. Not sure whether it is cold this morning or not or whether I am back to the hot sweats, as I am feeling very hot.
Off to visit Mum this morning for a short visit as I have drawn the short straw for Thursday to be up at her house to wait for the heating engineer as her boiler has gone wrong again. 8am till 1pm appointment.
Hope Becky isn't away too long Vicki.
at todays gem and have a good day all.

Morning Vicki , morning all,

Well it is not too bad here today,

Loved todays Gem babe . . . looks like I matured to quick for my own good . . .

Have a good day all, don't work too hard Vicki . . . and you all be careful out there

x x

Morning Vicki, morning all

must be cold, some dog here sneaked back to bed under the covers after her morning walk

have a great day everyone x

OMG Vicki, you'd better pop in the washroom and change into that 'Superwoman' costume you keep there

Have a good day everyone (Well, all those I'm still talking too )

Morning Vicki, morning all.
Bit miserable here (weather wise). At least its not raining at the mo.
They're dropping like flies round you Vicki, hope you manage ok .
Have a good one everybody