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14-05-2004, 10:04 AM
This one is for Roxy...
The ParamedicOne day, at a local restaurant, a woman suddenly called out, "My Husband's choking! He swallowed a 10p piece! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table calmly removed his napkin and placed it on the table, stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern, grabbed a hold of the husband's goolies and squeezed as hard as he could.
Quick as a flash out pops the 10p. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened, and resumed his repast.
"Thank you so much!" the mother cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man, "I work for the Inland Revenue."
Geoff
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