Oh, really? No, didn't know that! I'll be off to collect my pension then! And then go and stand in a queue in a busy shop and count out all my change to pay for my goods.

Blimey this definatley is the place for dog lovers and not kid lovers isnt it!! Anybody would think none of you have been kids and run around making noise and kicking balls.

Anyway school holidays for Ruby means lots more playtime and lots more fuss for 6 weeks. On the down side it does mean dog walks with a constant 'how much further' ringing through our ears

Don't forget to shrink 4 feet and get a car with a steering wheel above your head. Oh and start buying everythjbgbin tartan, and shouting really loud whenever you talk.

I'd have thought your weapon of choice would be a bloodaxe or one of those spiky ball things on a chain?

Want a holiday in Southsea?

Why? I'm no replacement for a manikin.

Sorry. Shortage of decent blokes down here

Doesn't really bother me, Tilly loves kids - she can't eat a whole one though

Haha :P what about all the sailors?

Yeah and what about them? Girl (or boy) in every port, as usual

BTW if the kids in your are are really that bad, I found the perfect T-shirt for you:



I'm sure they'll add an extra E on the end if you ask nicely

I love the holidays but then i am a teacher! Long walks every day, lots of agility brill!
We don't really get bothered by kids but then i don't really look like i can hold mine back so they are usually too scared i just get "wow thats a big dog"