*creeps quietly in, so as not to disturb Mabs pawing the floor and curling around trying to find the most comfiest of spots to give birth to her beautiful babies*

Well, what I have to say now is gonna be totally insignificant isn't it........hmph.......... I will try and do a bit of brief

Had a mumbled conversation with Dave, he's recovering in bed.
Did I tell you to top it all off this morning, Zena was half way through munching her kibbles at lunchtime, the bluddy postman arrives, she goes into full bark mode just as she swallows and all hell breaks loose, poor girl is choking to death, and I thought that was it, my final disaster of the day is unfolding in front of my very eyes She was so bad, couldn't shift it, made her drink, it was still there, so I decided to give her a handful of soft mince in the hope that it would push the hard kibble through and it worked! Yayyy

Got to the garage and dumped my wheel off, so that will be all ready for the morning with a new tyre on it by 8 am. I'm currently running on the "get you home" tyre which is like something off an A40 but at least it gets me places.

Rang the hairdresser and had a real rant at him cos I noticed those roots she did last week are now turning yellow I asked him about my options. I can slap on some dark brown Clairol that I bought the other week but only on the roots, and the girl will put the colour on Friday. He's not there (again!) cos he's going to London This will be my final time in his chair, he can stuff it! No apology, no sorry or anything, just an "oooer, you don't want yellow roots". Jeesus Christ, gimme strength. She'd better not charge me his creative designer bluddy prices either, cos she's just the trainee!

Not going to the meeting tonight, can't be a*sed to sit in chambers for 2 hours, yaaaaaawn, especially when I'm not allowed to speeeeeek! I don't think that has ever happened anyway, 2 hours of silence??? Nah, definitely not me

Well, better make way for the real action today now then

*tiptoes back out, after giving Mabs a gentle stroke on the head*

Pat, I don't know what to suggest to relieve the pain, nothing seemed to work for me for very long. The constant pain can be so draining.