New legs needed - 2 of

Please help this is very urgent I need 2 new legs for my slowley , premature, aging body. Preferably without any metal or arthritis as i already have those I fyou feel you can help please get in touch. I would even consider wooden ones as long as there is no woodworm.
Thank you
Lame Tracie

ok scotbun .....i reckon you should look on ebay they sell most things on there........whilst your there see if they got a smaller bum for me please ..............

mmm they most certainly do sell everything on ebay!!lol@tracie!! i need a new body, my legs are ok!!

lol!

No they don't sell everything on eBay

They wouldn't let me sell my hubby on there!

lol Nae

Roflmao

Tracie
ask Santa for some

seriously though hope you feel better soon

thanxs lel. I'm at hospital next week so I'll find out if my new titanium knee joint has arrived from Abu Dabi. Why Abu Dabi, I don't know.
Tracie