spider woes

This afternoon, we were working clearing scrub and brush, when my colleague Barbara bent a branch to remove it. It was a tad flexible, and bounced back with a *twoing*
On the *twoing* end was a house spider, about two inches across.
Barbara managed to twoing it straight up my left nostril.
Barbara really *really* does not like spiders.
The sight of this thing extricating itself from my conk made her need to sit down.
The spider needed to sit down.
Had Barbara not succeeded in quelling her first reaction, that of ****ting me across the schnozz with the bow saw, I would probably have needed to sit down too...

eeeeek!

My house is full of massive spiders-i hate the damn things.Come winter,the biggest/ugliest things emerge from plug hole in bath and i get my trusty sheet of plastic,scoop them up and flick em' out the window!

you are so funny

I hate spiders too. yuk.

Um...I just realised the advert running across the top of the page was *Stomp the Spider...win a free ipod.* Coinkeydink?

I hate spiders Finn has decided that they taste nice so has been eating any he finds.

did you try and stomp the spider?

To be honest, no. I really don't need am iPod, and I like spiders. I used to have a tarantula called Fred, until he met the priest. But you don't want to hear about that, I'm sure.

Yes I do

lol you crack me up evry time gaz , and please tell us about the spider and the priest