Oh I too had a quiet giggle at that one cause Dougal falls over when he tries to lick his bits too...

Forgot to say about Parker's habit of humping Cherry when I pick them up from the groomers. It's the only time he attempts this and it is very embarrassing trying to stop him whilst trying to pay the groomer and trying to stop Cherry eating him!

WHen I had the Landrover with the large crate in the back it was very distracting driving home from the groomers as he was on Cherry and she was coming out with some awful doggy language! Very distracting as a driver.

At least now we have harnesses he can't do this any more.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Dougal's worst is licking his bits or paws and schnarking like mad, what a racket he makes! It's especially embarrassing when friends are around.

LOL LOL LOL- love it

I love it, my favourite description of a mix breed is a quote from James Herriot...'madam it's best described as a wee broon dug'.

Sounds like your fella is best described as a 'wee...insert colour here....dug' ...sometimes that's the best type of dog to have

If when I get changed I forget to put my underwear straight in the wash Summer will usually leave them in the bathroom until I get around to doing the washing,,, unless I have a visitor who she has to bring something with her to greet them, and its usually my underwear

Luckily since we got the pup she can't get up to the bathroom

My old dog Biscuit was a tiny pekingnese mix who, for some reason, always ended up bringing neighborhood dogs into our yard (no one leashed their dogs responsibly back home).

There is one dog specifically, a massive male german shepherd, that Biscuit was rather fond of bringing over, just so he can demonstrate to all of us that a small dog can and /will/ mount a massive GSD.

I've never seen a dog jump so high to get to another dog's uh, sweet spot... Thankfully (or not?) the GSD would eventually roll his eyes after 5 or so minutes and lay down to make it easier for the small guy.

My Schipperke as small as he is thinks hes Mr Big in the love stakes and has been known to try and mount my male English Bull 3 times his size much to my embarrasment whilst i was chatting with the young lady from over the road, and indoors its gotta be the silent but deadly Farting when we arnt too sure if its the staff or the bully but its especially bad if relatives call and one of the dogs does a sly one..it can take your breath away.