How many tricks does your dog know?

Rocky can:

Open doors (not round handles tho!)
'escape' from partitions I set up in the garden! (norty boy!)
turn on the (fake) waterworks when he wants something!
distinguish between his, kong, rope, ball and rings when playing fetch (ie Fetch Kong Rocky etc)

He also knows:

sit
stay
lie down
roll over
come here (most of the time)
look at me
stand up
go inside (go in when we're out in the garden - works half of the time!)
'back'
stop (when crossing roads or to just get him to 'stop still' when hes walking ahead)
clear (when ok to cross road)
FOODEES!
+
TREATEES!

Erm, well bearing in mind Roxy is still a puppy.. most of this is from training lessons.

She knows:
Sit (up sit, side side & solid sit)
Stay
Stand
Roll over
Walk (heel)
Paw
Hold (object in mouth)
Drop/Leave
No
Out
Here (recall)
Twist
Nose (target training)
Warm (when playing finding things)
Go (when she randomly stops walking in front of us)

Also the words
Training time
Dinner time
Bed time

Lennox knows how to:
twirl
stand and twirl
walk by your side on hind legs
weave through your legs as you walk
speak
growl
attack (looks menacing but couldn't tear a wet rag!)
hold and carry toy
retrieve toy and place in hand
away
protect whoever shouts him when me and OH playfight!
sit
tap hand
wait
bed

Does "Come here you b....r count?"

Kidding----- I am happy with recall, sit when told, stay and walking nicely on a lead.

They also know;

Breakfast
Dinner time
Go do what good boys do (Cody)
Who's thieving? - when I can hear Cody up to something in the kitchen
Be good, I won't be long, and lastly
Night night Boys and Girls

I like threads like this It gives me ideas

Bailey knows:

Sit
Floor (down)
Up (stand)
Stay
Come here
Stop (ish)
Turn around
Paw (Sticks paw out low down)
Wave (sticks paw out up high)
Mind out (move out the way!)
Find it
Where's your ball
What's this (look at me )
Drop it then
Leave it
In (from garden - most of the time)
Slowly (stop pulling)
Wait (for dinner)
Oi (stop whatever you're doing it's bad )

He also knows
"Din dins"
"what you got" (playime )

my sam can do the following:

find it
watch me
sit
down
stand
weave (round legs)
circle (round body)
spin and turn
back up
catch it
leave it
take it
beg (on haunches)
stand on hind legs
go left
go right
here (sometimes!!)
stay
wait
heel (sometimes)
about turn
jump it
through it (hoops and tunnels)

think thats about it so far!!!

Can do all the obedience stuff:
Heel free
Stand for exam
Stand stay
Recall
Drop on recall
Sit & drop stays (5 & 10 mins out of sight)
Broad jump
Retrieve on flat & over jump
Seek back
Scent discrimination
Send away
Directed jump
Signal exercises
Food refusal
Speak on command
Directed retrieve

Agility

HTM

Rally

Flyball

Tricks:
Weave through legs while walking forwards & backwards
Spin, both ways
Walk backwards & turn
Pick up litter & put in bin
Pick up toys & put in basket
Roll over
Bang dead
Walk backwards around me
Fetch hankie when I sneeze
Catch
Wave goodbye
Count
Say sorry/say prayers (front paws up on something & head ducked between them)
Walk backwards through my legs from a distance & come to heel
Food on front feet & ignore until released
Walk backwards in heel position
Bow
Talk
Turn around a stick
Figure 8 round my legs
Triple figure 8 around legs & stick
Jump through hoop
Jump through arms
Turn clockwise & anti-clockwise alternately while heeling
Ring bells to be let outside
Shake hands, left & right
High five & high ten
Find mine (select correct article from pile)
Discriminate between various toys etc. & fetch the one asked for
Hold/carry
Hugs & kisses

Don't want to post after SB's list!!!

Sit
down
roll over
play dead
paw
gimme 5
take a bow
speak
enough(to shut them up...like that works...NOT!)
the Biffters dances on hind legs if you sing dancing queen
they sing (bark) to how much is that doggy in the window!
leave it
they can count!!!
In
out
beep beep (get away from me feet for I am about to fall over your lazy mass at any moment!)
wait
steady (don't pull me over in your excitement, remember i'm on the other end of your lead)
who's f****d???? (Honest the Biff sniffs his bum!)
dinner time
do you want a biccie/treat etc
have a wee will you????!!!!!!
busy (pups)
big busy (pups)

think there's more we use on a daily basis...but not long up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ella
sit
down
stay
paw
meanies
wheres lucie lol
bed
thats about it lol
poppy well lol
sit
paw
bed
thats it !!!!!!!

Greg @ nearly 7 months..
Sit
Stay
Down
Roll over
Paw
High 5
Hang ten
Shake (basically paw!)
Stand
which hand? (he taps the hand the treats in)
Speak (sometimes a little growl, maybe a bark)
Breakfast
Dinner
Walkies
Go and have a wee (he will wee everytime even if its only a tiny dribble !)
In your bed
Leave
Drop (as in drop whats in ya gob!)
Show me your belly/tummy tickle

Thats it so far but im working on him circling whilst standing! not quite there yet As you can guess staffies are not the most elegant of dogs ! !