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madmare
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27-02-2009, 10:49 PM

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These classified were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little *******. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once, big mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Shona
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27-02-2009, 10:53 PM
brill....good giggle
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28-02-2009, 09:49 AM
Fabulous I love them.

I did see one last year in a local shop......

Rabbit free to good home. Too big for it's cage.....and the pot
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28-02-2009, 05:43 PM
very funny..
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