Eyewitness

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'

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Very good if only us women were that easy to get rid of. LOL

Heidi

Now that's wishful thinking.

Charming..........

I didn't mean on a permanent basis, just in five hour shifts.

Let me explain. I have got sheds loads of work to get done at the moment and need maximum concentration, but all I get is Michelle coming into my office asking me stupid question like "What do I want for lunch or tea?" or "Do you want a coffee?"

All I want is for her to shut up and give me some piece and quite.