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27-09-2006, 03:25 PM
in defence of the average dog
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy
> Rooney
>>
>> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
> of
>> his
>> tongue. -Anonymous
>>
>> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
>> wonderful. -Ann Landers
>>
>> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
> they
>> went. -Will Rogers
>>
>> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
> -Ben
>> Williams
>>
>> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
>> himself. -Josh Billings
>>
>> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
> spare.
>> And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
>> made. -M. Acklam
>>
>> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
> who
>> are
>> incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund
>> Freud
>>
>> I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
>> cult. -Rita Rudner
>>
>> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
> times
>> before lying down. Robert Benchley
>>
>> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
>> dog. -Franklin
>> P. Jones
>>
>> If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
> have
>> known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber
>>
>> If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
>>
>> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
>> That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
>>
>> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
> back
>> from
>> a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
> cow.
>> They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler
>>
>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
> and
>> get
>> used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
>>
>> If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
> bite
>> you;
>> that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
>>
>> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
> look
>> that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' -
> Dave
>> Barry
>>
>> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger
> Caras
>>
>> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
>> pocket
>> and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret
> Rooney
>>
>> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
> of
>> his
>> tongue. -Anonymous
>>
>> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
>> wonderful. -Ann Landers
>>
>> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
> they
>> went. -Will Rogers
>>
>> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
> -Ben
>> Williams
>>
>> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
>> himself. -Josh Billings
>>
>> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
> spare.
>> And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
>> made. -M. Acklam
>>
>> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
> who
>> are
>> incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund
>> Freud
>>
>> I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
>> cult. -Rita Rudner
>>
>> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
> times
>> before lying down. Robert Benchley
>>
>> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
>> dog. -Franklin
>> P. Jones
>>
>> If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
> have
>> known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber
>>
>> If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
>>
>> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
>> That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
>>
>> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
> back
>> from
>> a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
> cow.
>> They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler
>>
>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
> and
>> get
>> used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
>>
>> If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
> bite
>> you;
>> that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
>>
>> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
> look
>> that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' -
> Dave
>> Barry
>>
>> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger
> Caras
>>
>> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
>> and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret
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