I'm sorry that there are no dates

For me to put into this thread

'Cos every day's a Bonus Day

In the month of December

Instead!


So can you guess

What you must do

Without me having

To tell you?


Because to do a different rhyme

For every day

Who has the time


So I'm telling you now

Of the Bonus Condition

For every day

Without omission


Just post on Dogsey

Wherever you want

And no-one will tell you

Oh no you can't


It's been nearly a year

Since this whole thing began

But the year it has gone

It just ran and it ran


And now it's nearly over

And we won't be glad

With no more Steam mops

To win and that's sad


I promised the Boss Man

That I would

Keep bumping

These reminders

As long as I could


And the Boss Man

He said that

He would be happy

Tho' some of my rhymes

Are silly and soppy


But at least I've

Remembered

To tell you and say


Post on DOGSEY

Today and every day

Because EVERY day now

Is a

STEAM MOP day!