Embarrasing moment today (boxer)

Ok i was walking Skye and Beau this morning ,Along the shore front and heading up towards the town , When Beau decided she wanted to do a piddle fine , well there was doggy poop not far from where she piddled (it was like a mountain ) So when Beau did her piddle i started to walk on ,When this guy starts yelling at the top of his voice oi missus clean your feckin dog mess
I turned around and looked at him and he replied yeah you ,Clean that feckin mess up , To which i handed him a poop bag and said if you can lift piddle mate be my guest He said no your Mut did that clean it fecking up you lazy cow Well i just said excuse me mate if one of my girls did that i would i can assure you ,But they didnt so i wont ,And besides if that came out of one of my dogs i would be taking them to the vet , as thats like something an elephant size dog would do Well to my embarrasement Skye decides to do a poop , And it was not far off the mountain of poop we were arguing about ,So i bent down to clean up after Skye and he says hmmmmmmph looks like she needs a vet then dosent it , Then he pushes me forward and says clean that up as well , I nearly fell into it never mind lifting it ,So i stood up and pushed him and said it aint mine or my responsibility ,But seeing as your so bothered by it you do it , So he pushes me again and Skye and Beau both growled at him , not biting just growling and he says them bloody dogs are savage im calling police ,And telling them they attacked me , to which i said fine but while your at it you can report me for this too , And i shoved him again which resulted in him fallen into the dog poop , So i said you dont need a bag now mate your trousers cleaned it up nicely and walked off
Had no word from police as yet xxxdk

Thats the best laugh Ive had all week,well done

Must say i did find it real funny myself Jayne xxdk

Oh my gosh what a jerk. He probably had a dog out and it did that mountain. It was funny to read but what a way to get the blood pressure up.

Oh I'm sorry hun, but that was funny I think he deserved it... Shame he didnt land another way...

I know i was furious to start with , but when he landed in the poop ,i was in fits of laughter xxdk

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 Now that i would taken a pic of xxdk

omg he actually fell in the ****!!!!!!!!! pmsl

BTW what did he say?

He just sat there squidging about trying to get up , with a very horrified look on his face mumbling obscenitys , Maybe i should have offered to help but i thought its just desserts xxdk