more doggy jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.


What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog.


When is a brown dog not a brown dog?
When it's a greyhound!


What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller with a hyena?
I don't know but if it laughs I'll join in.


What did the starving dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hits the spot!


What is a dog's favourite food?
Anything that is on your plate!


What's a dog's favourite flower?
Anything in your garden.



What are blue-blooded, short-legged, and live in a palace?
The Queen's corgi dogs!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet