Whats hidden beneath!!!!!!!!!

I just thought today,it's the time for spring cleaning.Now you know how you get into the parts where you don't normally.I wondered what may be lurking down my settee,turned out dog biscuits,bit of toast ,2 ten pence pieces and a 5 pence piece(I'm rich)Tell me what lurks beneath yours,xxxxxxxxx

Mud, crumbs, Mud, crumbs, Mud, bits of stick, stones, Mud.

No money

OH said I missed hair.

Yours sounds worse than mines,I've had the odd tripe stick tucked away down there on occasion too,don't really get too much mud but hey no doubt it'll come some day,xxxxxxxxxxx

No way

I'm not brave enough, dread to think what i'd find

Cant forget the hair,xxxxxxxx

i am hoping the mud will stop when we have the building finished and the garden done.

The only thing that lies beneath mine is , Chewed up biscuits, dog hair , And of course under the covers there is always this mysterious creature xxdk

Pmsl,thats the monster from the deep rising,either that Beau has farted again ,xxxxxxxxx

She was haven her usual diva moment , As beau and Skye were annoying her so off she went for a sulk under the covers (I CALL IT CAMPING L,O,L) And beau and Skye found her , she was non to happy so i think given the grumbles of her she was like the monster rising from the deep P,.M,S,L xxdk