The things you have to look forward to

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all
his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big
motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that
marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends,
who are
providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasie we may want. In the
meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get
better, he
deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take
care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's
in my desk drawer...I love you!

lol thas sooooo funny!

Another one gotta send to my maillist!!

LOL :smt081 :smt042 :smt043

HAHAHAHAHAHA :smt040

Like it

I've seen that one here in Denmark aswell. Its very good

Jeanette

:smt042 :smt043 :smt042 :smt040 :smt005 :smt005 :smt044 That is smashing!!

Brilliant