mother in law joke

Genie and Mother-in-law

A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off.
Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears.
The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets,
his mother-in-law gets twice.

The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds the man that his
mother-in-law will get 20 million dollars.
The man says, "that's ok."

The man's next wish is for a house by the sea.
Once again, the Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea;
once again, the man says, "that's okay."

The man's last wish? To be beaten half to death!

Good one Gems

:smt043 :smt043 oh wot a thought


i like that

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That was great Gem. :smt043

LOL it almost went over my head. ops:

He he he Gem

Good one

lol thas cruel! but made me lauGH!