More revenge..............

Q: Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What's the Quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Straight through the rib cage.

Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ: of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.

Q: What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
A: Telling you his real name.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practising to be men.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manuals" or "Directions".

Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: "I can do better."

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.

Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.

Q: How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll?
A: Nobody knows - it's never happened.

Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They can irritate the **** out of you.